May 2013
84 posts
when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
solluxforpresident:
kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
jonbutter:
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
You have permission to flirt with me anonymously....
superwholockfeels:
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
Watchk1mkardashian:
white girls trying to “twerk” smfh
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
galifianafuck:
“hey whats your zodiac sign”
justgivemeafan:
well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
Watchishipitlikeups:
Dat bass drop.
the-vashta-nerada:
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
kripke-is-my-king:
professionalcrazyfangirl:
polerin:
cannibalcoalition:
afoxnamedtod:
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
FUCKING BOOKS.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
“We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...”
– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan.
(via girlbabe)
Preach it.
(via writingsforwinter) 